The Daily Fortune Cookie
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Fortune #82.
Kindness is a quality of the soul? And here I've always thought that was more of a heart thing. Interesting.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Fortune #81.
It's true. No matter how much I sometimes wish I could quit them.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Fortune #80.
I have no idea what this could mean but I'm sure looking forward to it.
SATURDAY, MAY 14, 2011
Fortune #79.
I'm not sure how this is a "fortune" per se. In fact, the more I think about it, the creepier it gets.
But, this is really good chocolate. So good it's almost sexy.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Fortune #78.
I don't know about me, but with her fashion sense I'm sure this kid is going places.
THURSDAY, MAY 12, 2011
Fortune #77.
Three-in-one of
a double
.
It's starting to get a little creepy.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Fortune #76.
A two-for-one.
Does this mean I should have articled? I think my Mom is writing these things.
TUESDAY, MAY 10, 2011
Fortune #75.
Fell asleep and forgot to post this one.
Needed my rest to keep up my energy for all that narcissism apparently.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Fortune #74.
The trees are alive again! Spring is finally here!!!
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Fortune #73.
Happy Mother's Day!
Another
double
. Not a good one. Time for a new box of cookies methinks.
SATURDAY, MAY 7, 2011
Fortune #72.
A double
. But my toes looked kinda cute so I didn't mind.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Fortune #71.
Our sweet neighbours gave me their son's old bike after mine was stolen.
And I bought a new lock that's worth more than the bike. Just try to steal this one asshole.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Fortune #70.
My good friend in Alberta had her baby today. A little girl named Cordelia. So sweet!
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Fortune #69.
My family is the best part of my life.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Fortune #68.
I had something funny to say about this one but then some douchebag stole my bike and I'm too bummed to be clever.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Fortune #67.
Today is the first day I'm riding my bike to work.
By coincidence it's also the first Monday of "
Bike to Work Month
".
It's also raining again (still?).
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Fortune #66.
Me as a baby. About as emotional as I've ever been.
I'm a Scottish Virgo. Unemotional is how we role.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Fortune #65.
Someone is certainly a whole handful of trouble.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Fortune #64.
I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what this could mean. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.
THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 2011
Fortune #63.
The power was out for 12 hours.
Thank god for whisky and candles.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Fortune #62.
Suck it.
It seems that this is my kid's motto.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Fortune #61.
I also enjoy hyphens.
MONDAY, APRIL 25, 2011
Fortune #60.
Spotting a familiar friend near the on-ramp to the 401.
SUNDAY, APRIL 24, 2011
Fortune #59.
I think this one applies more to our gracious host than me.
SATURDAY, APRIL 23, 2011
Fortune #58.
Or my not-so-hidden talent for picking up toys. Again, and again, and again.
FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 2011
Fortune #57.
Getting to sleep in before our drive to Toronto.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Fortune #56.
I did manage to con a couple of extra Easter eggs out of the office "bunny".
However, it's currently f@#king snowing so I guess wasn't charming enough for winter to take the hint and piss-off already.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Fortune #55.
What
? I got snacky.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Fortune #54.
Pictured on top of a very small portion of my first
Good Food Box
.
Many thanks to
Zoom@Knitnut
for the heads-up on this great program!
Monday, April 18, 2011
Fortune #53.
Leaving on Friday to spend the Easter weekend with the in-laws. Some seriously gracious and generous people. Yup, I married me into a good family.
Also,
a double
. I must be an awesome guest.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Fortune #52.
I'm just praying the $15 I spent on dollar store crap today will help me survive a 2 x 5 hour road trip with a 20 month old.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Fortune #51.
Can you say "dialing it in"?
Of course, can someone really say they have good luck when they need to overcome so many hardships?
Friday, April 15, 2011
Fortune #50.
Damn straight!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Fortune #49.
Coffee with a good friend confirms this one.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Fortune #48.
I did manage to sell someone our old patio set today. Money in the bank.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Fortune #47.
My two favourite people always make things better.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Fortune #46.
I'm not really sure how those two ideas go together. Does imaginative mean dishonest intentions generally?
I'm not even sure that I know what a dishonest intention would be.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Fortune #45.
I feel that the less I say about this one, the better.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Fortune #44.
This must be referring to something other than my "success" at these grocery surveys because I never win a damn thing.
I think they're rigged.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Fortune #43.
Maybe not such a silly pack of cookies afterall.
Loving my new
FiveFingers
!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Fortune #42.
I'm thinking I need a new box of cookies. This one is a tad too chirpy for my taste.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Fortune #41.
I've got a bottle of wine and a great cheesecake brownie recipe: bring on the invites.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Fortune #40.
I'm happy to settle for a cool postcard.
Or a big cheque.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Fortune #39.
Blue skies. Nothing but blue skies.
Today I'd even settle for some goddamned rainbows.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Fortune #38.
It literally took me all day to come up with a staging for this photo.
Let's hope I handle actual problems with a bit more skill and promptness.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Fortune #37.
Sometimes
doubles
aren't so bad.
Although, I definitely didn't need to be told twice.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Fortune #36.
Normally I'd never describe myself as a sensitive person but lately I've been obsessed with this rather sappy lovey-dovey album.
Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Fortune #35.
I blame Jen
.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Fortune #34.
Another very accurate one.
I have much confidence that I will be able to finish this bag of MiniEggs.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Fortune #33.
Oui, c'est vrai.
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